The Pleasure Principle

Let's Go To Bed

2012-02-06T16:46:00.000-08:00

Which is exactly what TMI Tuesday is all about this week. READ MORE... Check out:tmituesdayblog.wordpress.com ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

Fashion, football, and TMI

2012-01-31T10:07:00.000-08:00

Fashion Are you a fashion freak? Show off just how freaky... Spice up your home's decor with the penis chandelier For a night on the town, top off that little black dress with the Vag Hat Boots are still the rage this year, get yourself a pair that can do double duty...The anal boot not only looks hot with its thigh high upper, the attractive butt-plug heel says you mean business when you

TMI and TittyTuesday

2012-01-24T06:15:00.000-08:00

TMI Tuesday and Titty Tuesday make today a great day of the week. Clickity Click Come Bring your sweet lips to taste my protruding, chocolatey nips ------------- Or Would You Rather play TMI Tuesday?CLICK HERE ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

I Like It Like That

2012-01-23T06:22:00.000-08:00

I like it like that You pawing at me You can't wait to get your hands on me You tear at my clothes You throw me down You grab a breast You sink your teeth into my neck You grind your hardness onto my mound All of it leaves me breathless, panting, grabbing, needing, wanting...wanting to lick you, fuck you, suck you. PASSION! I like it like that. -H ~~@~~ You know what else I am

Go Pervert, or Go Home...

2012-01-21T07:45:00.000-08:00

That's the new motto to live by. LOL The last few days I've been trying to write limericks for my friend Jz at A Reluctant Bitch blog. For those of you that don't know, Jz had an accident during Christmas holiday and is still recovering. She's bored out of her skull and has called upon her readers to entertain her... Read More HERE. One request was to write limericks for her to complete. I wrote

Bummer...not my kind of ass play

2012-01-18T06:21:00.000-08:00

After yesterday's TMI Tuesday questions, it is pretty clear that I enjoy receiving ass play--from the mild bum massage to the wildly, erotic rimming and being ass-fucked with your tongue Read More... . I am also a fan of insertables-- in my pussy, not so much my ass and certainly not with a 10-inch gun! There are some places you should definitely not hide a gun. Police in North Carolina

I can be very very bad...

2012-01-17T02:20:00.000-08:00

Give a spanking? H of Hands in My Pants and Other Lustfull Desires. I want to spank his ass. I want to spank his cock. I want to do all sorts of naughty things to him and with him Read More... . Give me a spanking? Anyone who can give it to me good--like this belt spanking or this or any way you want to give it to me. I am very spankable. Any takers? Tie me up and use me as a sex slave? Hands

Sunday Seduction

2012-01-15T05:41:00.000-08:00

I love quirky cars. And this quirky commercial fits so well. Have a Sexy Sunday, -H ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

Penne?...No, Penis Pasta.

2012-01-12T00:48:00.000-08:00

Addition to Foods That Pay Tribute to the Penis A dear perverted friend of mine wanted to know why I had left Penis Pasta off the list. *blink, blink* Whaa? I say, I say...you mean penne pasta? Nope... Penis Pasta. It can be found on Amazon.com under the Health & Wellness category. :-) Oh but I found something even better... HO Weenie Linguini: Delicious penis shaped pasta. The only noodle

Foods that pay tribute to the penis

2012-01-09T11:17:00.000-08:00

1. Ben & Jerry's - Schweddy Balls ice cream. I found it at my local grocers--Wegmans. 2. Cock flavored soup mix - YUM! Well if it's from a nice, clean healthy cock and not one with sweaty balls...LOL. (though if I'm the one making them sweaty, it's all good). 3. Spotted Dick sponge pudding - A sweet and tasty British treat served with creamy custard ;-) Want to taste spotted dick with

Wrap-up: 1 -7 January 2012

2012-01-07T05:58:00.000-08:00

Click to enlarge, it's worth it. Well one week into the New Year and I am exhausted. No really, I am mentally exhausted and physically tired. I don't sleep nights, haven't had time for catnaps during the day and most of the time I am far too anxious to settle down and fall to sleep. The week began slow, that's good. I like calm. Went to see “Girl with Dragon Tattoo” Sunday morning. Meh—it

I resolve to...

2012-01-03T06:49:00.000-08:00

Thanks to a fellow blogger I am hooked on Words with Friends. (Though not as bad as Alec Baldwin). Get back to doing yoga regularly. I need to stay limber and flexible because when HE calls ... ...and I answer... I am put into tricky positions. What was your most memorable sexual experience in 2011? My answer is HERE Visit sexy peeps playing TMI Tuesday at: tmituesdayblog.wordpress.com

WTF facts

2012-01-02T05:48:00.000-08:00

I'm baaack....to educate you with more sex facts and info. Disclaimer: I have no idea if this stuff is true but it's funny or will make you go WTF?! All facts were pulled from WTFfacts tweets on twitter. See I cite my sources, I just don't say they are reputable sources :D Do not try any of this at home. >> Orgasms and sneezes are two things that cannot be stopped once they've started. >> A

‘Tis better to give than receive…?

2011-12-27T12:09:00.000-08:00

This holiday season what is the best gift that you received? Hint... So I can do this... (click on image if not working) And I can give a little of this... I love to work the pole ;-) -H More to this TMI story here NEXT >>> ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

Santa has arrived

2011-12-25T05:37:00.000-08:00

So much better than milk and cookies. . . Naughty or Nice, I'm gonna spank her ;-) Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

Santa Claus is Cumming

2011-12-24T08:07:00.000-08:00

Art seen on fetlife and Drenched & Delicious Santa Claus asked me Were you naughty or quite nice? I fell to my knees Dearest 'Daddy' Claus Let me lick your candy cane and you decide which ;-) -H ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

Holiday hustle and bustle...

2011-12-23T04:55:00.000-08:00

Running out of time to be festive? Not really though this week has been mad crazy so I'm not really enjoying the holiday cheer, I'm just making it through each day. I am being festive though. I wear my Santa hat everywhere I go. It makes people smile. Saturday I went to see and thoroughly enjoyed John Waters Christmas. I love that man he's so flippin' witty and demented. I wore my Santa

Go elf yourself!

2011-12-20T06:12:00.000-08:00

KinkyGent is now a kinky elf...a funky little elf Check out KinkyElf's funky holiday moves Click HERE Wanna see more bloggers turned elves? Visit tmituesdayblog.wordpress.com ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

Online dating, bunnies...stuff.

2011-12-17T08:57:00.000-08:00

click to enlarge I don't know, is he really so bad? At least he's upfront and honest. Besides, I like people who are decisive. Another acceptable answer would have been "my tongue." Which made me think of this poster that I have: It's the 'happy bunny' although it's more of a smart ass bunny. I adore the bunny. But I wonder why this saying was left off the poster: I rather like it...a lot

It's one of those days...

2011-12-15T18:30:00.000-08:00

It's been one of those days--dealing with too many morons. Normally I can keep it all together. Keep my cool, breath deep and power through unpleasantness but not today. Nope! Blew my cool...I had had enough! I was diplomatic though; not at all a raving lunatic. Came home, hopped on my bike and rode the frustrations away. It was 50 degrees and sunny. :-) When KG came home I was still wound up

Questionable Invitations

2011-12-13T07:58:00.000-08:00

TMI Tuesday this week is about questionable invitations--would you go? what would you wear? My TMI Tuesday answers can be found HERE << yes, click that 1. You have been invited to a lingerie & pajama party at the Playboy Mansion. Do you accept? What do you wear? Answer that question and others by playing TMI Tuesday. Click the link below tmituesdayblog.wordpress.com NEXT >>> ~~@~~

Black Stockings

2011-12-11T04:53:00.000-08:00

Black stockings make my pulse rise The feel against my skin Silk ones, nylons, thigh highs, off black, midnight black lace, seamed, seamless, patterned or fishnet They make me feel sexy, fearless Black stockings erotically charge you When your eyes gaze upon me I see them brighten with lust Your hand caresses my thigh, sliding down to my calves and back up again Black stockings-- I wear

The Great Cookie Exchange: Ginger Cookies

2011-12-07T03:53:00.000-08:00

Hello. Welcome to The Great Online Cookie Exchange Extravaganza, second edition. I am sharing my delicious Ginger Cookie recipe. These thin delicate cookies are super gingery and taste sooo good. KinkyGent makes them for me. Bake them and let me know how much you love them. Ginger Cookies 2 cups all-purpose flour 2 teaspoons baking soda 1/4 teaspoon coarse salt 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1

Do you want to ride ?

2011-12-06T06:21:00.000-08:00

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes we get a pickup, and if you're lucky you'll end up with a reliable station wagon giving you a nice comfortable ride. If women are like cars, which one would you be? What are some of your best features? My answer to this meaningful question is HERE Answer that question and others by playing TMI Tuesday. Click the link below

Back to the grind

2011-12-05T05:11:00.000-08:00

All good things must come to an end: my birth(day) month is over and my sunny, relaxing vacation has ended. It is back to the daily grind for me. I'm not sad though. December is already shaping up to be a good month filled with party invitations; tickets to see "A John Waters Christmas" (I love that man...he's totally demented); enjoy visiting friends and family (they can't stay too long

Holiday Cheer

2011-12-04T05:37:00.000-08:00

Hello there! I'm here to spread a little holiday cheer. . . Every thing is better wrapped in bacon including the Lord and Savior bacon manger (click image to enlarge) @}>--,---'---- Did you know that the song "Silver Bells" was originally titled "Twinkle Bells" until co-composer Jay Livingston’s wife told him tinkle had another meaning. ---'----,--<{@ KinkyGent really likes me to dress up

Fun(ny) Things I've Seen

2011-11-29T08:42:00.000-08:00

Gawd THIS explains soooo much! I most certainly do! Lots of men may want this nifty little gadget...but KG needs no remote control to get me to have sex or remove my clothes. This is not Hedone but dear heavens what great tits :) Take a look at some of the fun(ny) things I've heard...CLICK HERE Click to see TMI Tuesday questions and all the peeps that playedtmituesdayblog.wordpress.com

Spring rolls not turkey

2011-11-24T03:15:00.000-08:00

~~~@~~~ May the stuffing be tasty, may the turkey be plumpMay the potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lumpMay the yams be delicious, may the pies take the prizeMay your Thanksgiving Dinner stay off of your thighs (I'm having homemade spring rolls...they are uber tasty) ~~~@~~~ I am thankful for freedom, friends, and family. I am thankful for so much in my life. Enjoy your day and I wish you safe

You're Invited to...

2011-11-22T07:13:00.000-08:00

Who? Anyone and everyone What? Share your favorite cookie or holiday treat recipe. When? Post your recipe, on your blog, December 7. If you want your name to show up on the list of participants, you need to email the cookie exchange hostess (Jz) by December 5, 2011 (Include your name and the title of your blog, please). Do not email me. Where? On your own blogs, post your favorite recipe

Exes, balls & sluts

2011-11-18T07:55:00.000-08:00

Heeheehee. That's funny. Those aren't my sentiments, I wouldn't run my ex-boyfriend over. I have been talking to my him a lot lately. Well, not exactly talking. He's been emailing and texting like mad. He wants to video conference (I don't do that). He wants me to take a picture of myself in his old oxford shirt (I'm sure he'd like it unbuttoned). He asked me if I think about anal sex with him (

Mad Men yourself

2011-11-16T08:54:00.000-08:00

I used to watch the TV show Mad Man during its first two seasons. Good show. I loved the fashions and home furnishings too. In the beginning the show seem to come on sporadically; I missed a lot of shows and just quit watching. I can tell you that I LOVE to look at Christina Hendricks (clicky). A tall, curvy redhead, with nice full lips. Anywho...I digress. I found this fun tool called Mad Men

Joygasm and TMI...

2011-11-15T08:27:00.000-08:00

Today's TMI Tuesday is Formspring Follies. You know, formspring where strangers and the not so strange can anonymously ask you crude, rude questions and you're suppose to answer them on your blog? One of the questions I repeatedly saw across the Web, via formspring was: How big is your dick? Now is that really important stuff that you've just gotta know? I say not! I wanna know can your dick

Most fun exercise & action

2011-11-13T07:08:00.000-08:00

I wish this was a real set-up...I'd spin myself to thin :) How often would you ride? Have a Wonderful Week! -H ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

Use Me

2011-11-11T09:23:00.000-08:00

Click to enlarge...it's worth it Take me Break me My will is strong Grab me Hold me Kiss my searing, needy flesh Bend me Shape me Trap and secure this girl Take what you need It is all that I desire Use me -H --------- I saw this provocative photo and was immediately aroused AND conflicted. How terribly satisfying to be put in such a predicament and used by my lover. Oh but how

I Love Lurkers

2011-11-10T06:13:00.000-08:00

Today, all across blogland we celebrate lurkers. Lurker - a person who reads discussions on a blog, message board, newsgroup, chatroom, social networking site, other interactive system, but rarely or never participates actively. Bonnie over at My Bottom Smarts said, "today's lurkers are tomorrow's friends." That is so true. I've become friendly with some wonderful people who lurk on my blog.

If I were a rich man...

2011-11-08T12:22:00.000-08:00

If I were a rich man, Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. All day long I'd biddy biddy bum. If I were a wealthy man. I wouldn't have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. If I were a biddy biddy rich, Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man. I doubt Tevye would buy these spectacular lip urinals. Heck, he'd just want indoor plumbing... period! But if you had

Saturday Night Special

2011-11-06T06:12:00.000-08:00

I've been extremely aroused this weekend. Fucking, masturbating, masturbating, fucking. I have been out enjoying the beautiful weather too. Can't have all "play" time :D The gorgeous fall weather and awesome colors do arouse me, it must spill over into sexuality. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. :) Last night while watching the movie "Zombieland", at 2 in the morning, KinkyGent had his

Dear Diary: It's my birthday...

2011-11-03T08:03:00.000-07:00

Well, today is the birth day however, I celebrate the whole month of November. A Reluctant Bitch was the first to wish me a happy birthmonth back on November 1. I <3 her...thank you Jz. Before you go thinking I'm vain or spoiled or something, I am not the only Scorpio that takes the whole month as hers :-) Boobies Babies & a Blog does it too ( see here ). And so do some other Scorpio bloggers.

Sqeaky Clean

2011-11-01T10:45:00.000-07:00

When KinkyGent calls to say "get squeaky clean" I know I am in for some long-lasting tongue thrashing. He loves to devour my pussy. Once he arrives, the squeaky clean lady turns into a down right dirty girl ;-) click to enlarge Thank gawd KinkyGent is nothing like this guy. -H ----------------- Speaking of sexy time, my TMI Tuesday "Let's Talk About Sex"can be found HERE (yes, click that)

Happy Halloween: Lingerie Zombies

2011-10-31T07:23:00.000-07:00

Flesh eating zombies never dressed so well :) Agent Provocateur Soiree 2011 from Agent Provocateur on Vimeo. ...and speaking of sex LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX TMI Tuesday has been postedtmituesdayblog.wordpress.com -H ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

The Weekend

2011-10-30T12:06:00.000-07:00

Hey! I hope everyone had a lovely weekend. Mine was good, hectic but fun. Friday I attended Happy Hour with the lovely divas who plan Momentumcon. Also in attendance were some of this year's presenters. Want to know more about Momentumcon? Click on the button to the right. After happy hour, KinkyGent and I went to dinner. During dinner he says, “Oh I have something for you. I played the

Versatile Blogger Award

2011-10-27T07:33:00.000-07:00

Sweets from the Tempting Sweets, Story Heat blog has nominated my blog for the Versatile Blogger award, and I am in good company (see here). Thank you Sweets :) The award comes with a few responsibilities: 1. Thank the blogger(s) who nominated you and link to his/her site. 2. Nominate 15 blogs that excite and delight you, and tell them. 3. Tell 7 things about yourself. I hope that many of you

Lady Cab Driver

2011-10-25T10:52:00.000-07:00

Halloween is upon us. Are you dressing up? Let me clarify, will you be getting a Halloween costume? I know a lot of you play "dress up" on a regular basis. For Halloween last year, I was a prison girl and got hand-cuffed and shackled by KinkyGent. That is how we met ( Read More ) . I don't know, maybe this year I'll be a New York cabby and take him for a "ride" ;-) Lady cab driver -- Can U

Random. Miscellany. TMI.

2011-10-18T10:53:00.000-07:00

So I saw a customer's email address: hiswillbedone@serviceprovider dot net I immediately thought, "Oh a fellow slut." But then I thought, "Well...I guess she could be religious. Yeah, worshiping at the altar of cock or temple of pussy" ...LOL LOL Just call me kinky. ------------- I want you to know that the since the hurricane storms/flooding, the spider population at my house has been OUT

Favorite Spanking Pic of All Time

2011-10-14T08:29:00.000-07:00

I'm playing tag. Barely Pink of the wonderful The Pink Report blog tagged me with the challenge to pick, display, and discuss my favorite spanking pic of all time. She got the idea from Cherry Red Report. What a challenge. I've spent all week thinking about it. Reviewing saved photos and searching out new tempting and tantalizing art. The end result--I have no one favorite. Art--a photo or

Cuddles and Laptime

2011-10-14T05:29:00.000-07:00

This morning was a lovely morning. We woke almost an hour earlier than normal. We watched the end of the sci-fi movie Screaming Mimi only we were making funny comments the whole way through. It was like Mystery Science Theater 3000 all over again. Then we found a movie called "An Englishman in New York". I climbed into KinkyGent's lap to watch this one. It was very enjoyable. Then we realized

Afternoon Delight

2011-10-13T08:10:00.000-07:00

Here, today it is rainy with gloomy skies. It hardly seems daylight outside. I have to travel in this icky weather but all will end well. My end destination will be an afternoon of delight; I'm meeting KinkyGent for lunch at a funky little cafe in Baltimore. Serving myself up in leather to be devoured for dessert. click to enlarge While KG and I will enjoy each others company immensely, we

Sexual Have & Have Nots

2011-10-11T08:04:00.000-07:00

I... Have: Dated and fucked a man with a 9 inch penis. Have Not: Had the pleasure (or pain) of impaling myself of the dick of the owner of the world's biggest penis. As the record holder, he boasts a 13.5 inch long penis. (see here) Have Not: Sat on the washing machine at spin cycle in an attempt to get off. Though I have thought about it: Orgasmatron 3000 Have: Masturbated for 45 mins a

Hairbrush & Spoon Spanking

2011-10-07T05:45:00.000-07:00

I think this wonderful, round, firm and responsive bum belongs to a TS/TV but no matter the way her bum resonates with each swat is mesmerizing. Enjoy! ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

The Break Up & TMI

2011-10-04T06:22:00.000-07:00

Today's TMI Tuesday is "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do" 1. What's the worst reason you have been given for breaking up? No matter what I've been told, it has never been this shocking: Would have been more fun had she caught him trying on her mom's clothes :D. It might be quite a lot of fun to have a cross-dressing boyfriend. Treat yourself to more Bad Breakup Hall-of-Fame stories HERE 2. What's

Affair = broken dick

2011-10-03T10:37:00.000-07:00

Thank you Burly Red for alerting me to this breaking news. ;-) Having An Affair Makes A Man More Likely To Break His Penis Yes, a new study has found that having sex outside your marriage increases your chance of having a penile fracture AKA a broken dick. Extramarital sex is more dangerous simply because it usually takes place in "out-of-the-norm circumstances," according to the study's

Flash Fiction Friday: September 30, 2011

2011-09-30T07:32:00.000-07:00

Sin City(213 words) It was early, people bustling to work.Women in stockings and heels with their designer suits and fashion forward dresses.Men's heels clicking fast on the pavement as they scurry to catch a cab or get to the subway.Brooks Brothers and euro-cut suits whizzing by. All were clinging to their cases for dear life--Briefcases, laptop bags, day planners hold secrets that the owners

Please Sir, Spank Me

2011-09-27T06:17:00.000-07:00

Last week was a rough one for me. Emotional, busy, crammed full with responsibilities and things to do. I very much needed a spanking. A spanking for catharsis. A spanking to clear my head. A spanking because I hurt emotionally, and wanted a greater physical pain to outweigh that. A spanking because I was "bad". A spanking because I needed to be loved, cared for, tended to. I received a few

Flash Fiction Friday: September 23, 2011

2011-09-23T11:07:00.000-07:00

I'm On My Way: The greeting “I'm on my way.” Sir's words fill me with anticipation and set our daily ritual in motion. I ready myself for him--bathing and dressing. In the shower each droplet of water carries away the grit of the assertive me and welcomes a clean contented 'baby girl'. Après shower my pussy is moist not from the shower but from the swelling arousal induced by the thought of

Pretty girls in plastic

2011-09-20T21:03:00.000-07:00

You’ve just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make? Why plastic lingerie, of course! Who can't use a pretty chocolate girl wrapped in plastic? Remember Dale Bozzio from the '80s band Missing Persons? She wore a lot of plastic and is famous for her plastic bra. I would definitely make plastic bras. Taking a vacation alone? No group tours or

Flash Fiction Friday: September 16, 2011

2011-09-15T18:24:00.000-07:00

Honey for Breakfast I awoke early, excited to make my new husband breakfast. I flitted around getting breakfast together while Barry got dressed and organized a load for his work day. As I flounced by him, he growled “Mwrawrrr. Honey I smell your pussy. It's fucking intoxicating.” Barry lunged toward me, pulled me tight and kissed me hard. The grip of his fingers dug into my back. I could feel

The Reflex

2011-09-14T13:20:00.000-07:00

Last evening I had the pleasure of choking and gagging on KinkyGent's delicious cock. (lucky me *big cheesy grin*). Later that same evening, we were driving home from dinner and I said that I was too full to have sex but could we please go home and I "just suck your cock for a bit." He smiled a crooked grin and said, "Of course you can." And continued to say, "You know it's getting to the

CMNM

2011-09-14T07:28:00.000-07:00

Some of you know I have a strong liking for guy-on-guy sex. Manly men doing each other, touching each other sexually is a total turn-on for me. So imagine my EXCITEMENT when I found Clothed Men Nude Men (http://www.clothesmennudemen.com/). *clap, clap, clap* Alec wanked by bosses and co-workers Alec was just 9 months on the job but it was time for his peer "review" to see how well he was

Freaky Kinky test...

2011-09-12T06:17:00.000-07:00

For your viewing and aural pleasure I give you "The Pinky Song" "I lick your cream like it's a twinkie." ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

Perfect Fit

2011-09-09T05:17:00.000-07:00

I'm an easy to please slut...when the fit is right. LOL On a recent quiet afternoon, I asked KinkyGent if I could suck his cock. He wasn't doing anything but shopping online. He said okay but I had to do it naked. Well, I wanted to relax and suck a flaccid cock so I got naked. He was hard in less than 2 minutes. That is too much cock to relax with in your mouth. Before I knew it, he pushed me

Awww...

2011-09-07T18:34:00.000-07:00

So KinkyGent and I are sitting on the couch. He's sitting the regular way. I'm sitting with my back leaning up against the couch arm, legs up on couch outstretched toward KG. I've got my toes tucked under his thigh but my feet are exposed. He's on his iPad, I'm on my laptop. Out of the blue he starts stroking my foot but with just a finger. So I look, and notice that he's spelling something ...

TMI...

2011-09-05T06:02:00.000-07:00

I was a little bitchy yesterday...a little too much stress happening lately. KinkyGent and I were driving somewhere and I said something I shouldn't have (I don't remember what). He continued to look straight ahead and calmly almost lovingly said, "Sometimes I need to hold you by the throat, and fuck you in the ass." *blink, blink* Ya know, he may be right. And speaking of

Where I Perv'd

2011-09-03T11:48:00.000-07:00

27 August - 3 September 2011 The Sometimes the world begins blog has the clever "Recommended Usage": http://theworldbegins.blogspot.com/2011/09/recommended-usage.html ~~@~~ A Beer for the Shower, the blog of Bryan and Brandon is strangely hysterically funny. The "about us" page is HILARIOUS. Make sure that you are NOT drinking any beverages while you read this...You will spew. http://

New Blogger Interface

2011-09-01T19:47:00.000-07:00

I am not a fan! The layout is haphazard. I prefer functions that are clicked on and happen. For frequently used functions, I don't like to click and then have a drop down or pop up window. That makes a simple function take 2 or 3 steps when it should only take one step...a single click. What a time waster when managing a blog. Tab tops layout is preferable. I like having things together,

Inflatables...nozzle play

2011-08-31T21:58:00.000-07:00

Man arrested for having sex with an inflatable raft What? Is that illegal? People have sex with inflatable dolls. The problem: The raft was for sale...in a store. An Ohio man was arrested after he engaged in "sexual conduct" with a pink, inflatable swimming pool raft in public, police said. Read more... ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

Difference between the sexes

2011-08-31T21:42:00.000-07:00

A man does not call a relationship a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie was doing it on a semi-regular basis". Women prefer 30 - 45 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 - 45 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place the start of foreplay. ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

WTF video of the day

2011-08-31T17:20:00.000-07:00

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=92a_1314762504 ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

TMI Tuesday: August 30, 2011

2011-08-30T06:36:00.000-07:00

Tmi tuesday 1. What's the most annoying song in the world?"Don't worry be happy" by Bobby McFarren 2. What's the saddest song in the world?"Can't Live" - Harry Nilsson. It's gut wrenching, pathetic, sad, and the point of view (lyrics) is from someone who is very despondent. I've never liked this song. Listen here only if you are not depressed. 3. What's the sexiest song in the world?There are a

Music Monday

2011-08-29T03:48:00.000-07:00

Regular readers of this blog know that I LOVE MUSIC. (Scroll to bottom for music and video) And that makes me think of The O'Jays song "I Love Music" I love music, any kind of music I love music, just as long as it's groovin' Makes me laugh, makes me smile All the while Whenever I'm with you girl While we dance, make romance I'm enchanted by the things that you do I love music sweet, sweet

How to 'Discipline' Your Employees

2011-08-25T06:26:00.000-07:00

I want this girl's job... -H ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

TMI Tuesday: August 23, 2011

2011-08-23T07:20:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I’m so random. And THIS is one of those times… Random stuff the universe needs to know about YOU. 1. When you go to a party, would you rather show up accidentally underdressed or overdressed? Overdressed. Sometimes my outfits are dressed up merely because of the accessories so if I remove some of them I might just fit in. 2. What is something you have won and how did you win it? (

"You're so random"

2011-08-22T07:03:00.000-07:00

TMI Tuesday is up. It's titled Random shit the universe needs to know about YOUTMI Tuesday questions HEREtmituesdayblog.wordpress.com Oh, have you been to this website: randomwebsite.com? You click on "randomlink" and it sends you all over the web to ...you guessed it...random websites! :D By clicking, I found a funky hotel in California that focused on art. A website called snoot.com that

OMG! Beautiful boys

2011-08-21T18:57:00.000-07:00

Looky what I found *pant, pant, sigh* This beautiful man and a whole lot more can be seen at the "Artistry of Male" blog. I found it on the blogroll of a blog that I've been newly perving at called "xLAD". This blog is full of good writing, humor and debauchery. Mmm. You've got to check out the DIY fuck hole here. -H ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

Bon Appetit

2011-08-21T06:09:00.000-07:00

I have a new restaurant named after me. Apparently I'm a muse for more than sexual pleasure, I've inspired a man to tantalize the taste buds. Okay, the chef did not name his new restaurant after me. Still it was fun to find this article titled "The Pleasure Principal" about a restaurant in the U.K. named "Hedone". Read more -H Have a warm & wonderful Sunday ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a

Insomnia?

2011-08-20T03:50:00.000-07:00

No I don't think it's that this time. I haven't had a bout with that in quite some time. Come to think of it not since I've been with KinkyGent. (Interesting. I just realized that. Maybe he's good for me *wicked grin*). Today, I woke at 4-something a.m. and just laid around. Flirted with sleep but never quite committed to it. 5:41 a.m. I got up and looked out my window. Now the sky is dark at

Flash Fiction Friday: August 19, 2011

2011-08-19T08:48:00.000-07:00

Hot in the City Two sisters sit half naked at the kitchen table. Torsos bare and dripping with sweat, while their milky thighs stick to the wooden seats. "This fucking heat is killing me. A 10-day heatwave! We need rain," groaned Marissa. "No we need air-conditioning. I told you we'd regret moving into this place. You're captivated by charm, and detailing, and character." Alisha drops her head

Cyberskin Bubble Butt

2011-08-18T10:03:00.000-07:00

I don't know...some things are just disturbing. Full and perfectly round CyberSkin ass with separate deep pussy and ass tunnels that are ultra tight and ribbed. Extra long 7 in 17.8 cm vaginal and 8in 20.3 cm anal insertion tunnels. The dual vibrating multi speed Love Bullets provides independently controlled fun. Tunnels are correctly positioned for use on flat surfaces and features indents in

How Did You Get Here?

2011-08-17T12:50:00.000-07:00

It is a wonderful pick me up to see new visitors commenting on my blog. I often wonder how did they get here? Most come from other blogs where I have the honor of being on a blogger's blogroll. Some come here from twitter prompts. Many have The Pleasure Principle bookmarked or on RSS feed. But some folks land at The Pleasure Principle because they were searching for something specific and Google

TMI Tuesday: August 16, 2011

2011-08-16T04:03:00.000-07:00

Flashback then Fast Forward 1. What ’80s or ’90s fashion did you love but would be embarrassed to wear today, even if it came back in style? Harem pants. Not MC Hammer pants but the genie-like harem pants that ladies/girls wore in the early 80s. They tried to make a comeback in fall 2010, I wouldn't haveworn them. But the first time around I loved the look--it was sort of sexy pirate meets harem

Insertable

2011-08-12T07:51:00.000-07:00

Insertable: in·sert·able adj \ə̇nˈsərtəbəl\1. To put or set into, between, or among.2. Capable of being inserted. Ooh it's spreadable But what's so incredible It's ready and moist The incredible, edible pussy :) What's your favorite insertable? Which orifice? ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

Collar Me

2011-08-11T08:22:00.000-07:00

collar - col·lar /ˈkälər/ 1. A band of material around the neck.2. A device of any material placed around the neck of the submissive partner, in a Dominance and submission relationship. It may also be used to show ownership. Collar Gift it to meGently place it around my neckRun your finger along it as you admire me, your property, wearing it Hook my leash to itGrab it and pull me to youHold it

Morning

2011-08-10T07:58:00.000-07:00

Curled up like a kitten In a lap, Stealing warmth. Your strong arms strap me to your chest, And your breath falls down upon my cheek. I hug you tighter Not wanting you to go. Our world is peaceful and calm. Sleep takes over me, You soon follow. Oh no, you're late for work! -Hedone ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

TMI Tuesday: August 9, 2011

2011-08-09T06:35:00.000-07:00

Flirting Her: I saw you flirting with her. Cheater! Him: It's not cheating if we don't have intercourse. 1. You have been separated from your significant other for six months. An attractive, attentive neighbor has paid you flattering attention. It is obvious he/she wishes to take the relationship further. Do you:a. Dismiss him/her, you're in a committed relationship.b. Continue to flirt,

Woman on All Fours

2011-08-06T20:33:00.000-07:00

Is nothing so lovely as a woman on all fours? Erotic Offering Coquettish Bound & Gagged Submissive Woman on on fours Stretching like a catOn display, yours to admire Daring, shameless, and proudAn invitation to an interlude Perhaps she's passiveWaiting to be mounted Owned she crawls to youReady for inspection Regarded as a playthingDo with her what you will A woman on all

Flash Fiction Friday: August 5, 2011

2011-08-05T04:42:00.000-07:00

In the world of clothing, sales is the best position. My name is Harry, Harry Johnson and I'm the sales manager for the Dollar Store lingerie department. We sell the best quality undergarments you can find for $1.00. Last year we grossed $8,500,00.00. That's a lot of faux lace. My job has its “perks”. Sometimes, our customers need help. The other day I heard a strangled cry from dressing room

Slave

2011-08-04T09:01:00.000-07:00

StrippedExposedBound SecuredFlexibleVulnerableDelightedArousedSlaveDesiredUsedEnjoyed Fucking all mine -H ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

A cautionary tale

2011-08-03T10:37:00.000-07:00

My friend "SinnerMan" at the Virtual Sin blog sent me the following news item. Woman's hand severed as yacht sex goes wrong A Croation woman was having sex, in the bathroom, with a British man. She was apparently on a porcelain sink and that sink broke. The sink and woman went crashing to the ground, but the sharp edge sliced the woman's wrist leaving it dangling by the skin. Ewwww....Owwwowowow

Magical

2011-08-02T21:49:00.000-07:00

Explosions in the Sky. Music that fills me..."Last Known Surroundings" Last Known Surroundings from Explosions in the Sky on Vimeo. ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

TMI Tuesday: August 2, 2011

2011-08-02T03:53:00.000-07:00

In the Summertime... Heat, humidity, the scorching sun All dictate daily garments of shorts, shades and sheer 1. What is your favorite summer clothing item or outfit? I don't really have one but I like to wear sundresses--easy going cotton chemises as well as the dressier cocktail dress type. 2. Did you or will you take a summer vacation? If yes, where did you go? Yes. Early in the summer I

Monday, Monday

2011-08-01T06:07:00.000-07:00

If your Monday starts off like this... Make it a Moanday And everything will be all right :) --------------------- TMI Tuesday is up tmituesdayblog.wordpress.com CLICK HERE ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

Exposed

2011-07-31T08:29:00.000-07:00

model is Adam of "The Mind of a Married Man" A moonbeam creeps in Interrupting the darkness Illuminating Your stark nakedness revealed I long to shroud you with mine --Hedone This is Tanka prose: Tanka consists of five units (often treated as separate lines when Romanized

Sunday Stealing: 15 Movie Questions

2011-07-31T04:50:00.000-07:00

Today's Sunday Stealing is stolen from The Fifteen Movie Questions Meme 1. Movie you love with a passion. Fiddler on the Roof (1971) starring Topol (movie clip) 2. Movie you vow to never watch. Probably anything with Jet Li. Not that I vow not to watch it but I don't like war movies or violence so I will probably never watch Platoon or Apocalypse Now. 3. Movie that literally left you

Pussy Spanking

2011-07-30T12:04:00.000-07:00

Oh yeah...that's it...that's the spot...mmm, a little more like that... My sexy friend Heelsnstocking posted this "pussy spanking" on her blog HERE: The Spanking I Need. I thought I would re-broadcast in case some of you missed it. :-) Visit Heelsnstocking and observe her crimson cheeks. -H ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.

Flash Fiction Friday: July 29, 2011

2011-07-29T07:31:00.000-07:00

I felt inspired so I decided to write a FFF too. -Hedone (Source image: "Nurse" by Gernot) Mmm...can't wait for Mrs. Higginbotham to arrive. She has to be one of the doc's most uptight patients. Last time she twitched helplessly from her female hysteria treatment. This week, we've got a little relaxation treatment for her. I should test the machine before she arrives. Ohhh, I rather like how

Flash Fiction Friday: July 29, 2011

2011-07-29T04:59:00.000-07:00

Here's another FFF from KinkyGent. I think after this he needs to get his own blog. -Hedone (Source image: "Nurse" by Gernot) My name is Dr. Ben-dover and this is my nurse Beatrix Butts we run Ben-dover Proctology clinic. I have this new invention (See Nurse Butts posing with it). All my male patients love it and how Nurse Butts uses it. Nurse Butts is the only one I trust to use this device

"Genitalia is offensive"...

2011-07-28T13:06:00.000-07:00

Oh really now! I guess that depends on where you are displaying the genitalia. A South Carolina woman was given a $445 ticket for display plastic testicals--balls!--from the hitch of her pick-up truck. She is accused of violating that state's obscenity law. Now a jury gets to decide if she was exercising free speech or being obscene. Read full story and news report HERE Me personally, I

TMI Tuesday: July 26, 2011

2011-07-26T08:01:00.000-07:00

At The Movies 1. Why do you go to the movies?a. To feel b. To think c. To escape d. To enjoy the air conditioning To escape, it's a few hours escape from reality. Your brain is focused on nothing but the movie. 2. In the last six months, have you viewed more movies at home or at the movie theatre? At home. I rarely go to the theatre. KinkyGent has been dragging me out to the movies. I like

erotic haiku: Naughty Deception

2011-07-25T12:50:00.000-07:00

click to enlarge On my hands and kneesSometimes I'm a dirty girlI like to garden ~~~~~~~ Needing just a tasteMy tongue licks around my lipsI am so thirsty ~~~~~~~ Sweat forms on my browTeeth clenching; grunting, groaning"Can't open this jar!" ------------- btw...TMI Tuesday questions are up to be posted tomorrow. Get 'em here: tmituesdayblog.wordpress.com ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a

I am

2011-07-23T06:53:00.000-07:00

Curled up on his lapErotically connectedRejuvenated Loving the hand that spanks meHe tames the beast within Soothed A master at peeling away the layers of my authoritative natureto reveal the soft and true submissive coreAwakened His to admire, use, compel and denyHe protects, cherishes, and handles meTreasured Daddy's babygirl?Male-led woman in her rightful place?A Dominant's submissive? You

Gaaawd Women Are Beautiful

2011-07-22T10:09:00.000-07:00

Nice bush...great tits ~~@~~ Mmm...mmm...good! ~~@~~ More of Nicara click HERE ~~@~~ OMG sexy ~~@~~ Ebony ~~@~~ Black Nude by Tommy Edwards ~~@~~ Ooh la la ~~@~~ Natural goodness ~~@~~ Stimulate me...leave a comment.