This week's Flash Fiction Friday challenge is hosted by Ram the Sunlover. This story was written by KinkyGent.
Oh Jesus, as a lay here in subtle perfidy, I beg your forgiveness. I've allowed the temptations of the flesh to rule my thoughts and control my actions. A temptress with a mop and cleaning rag has invaded my life and broke my celibacy.
Who would have known that the cleaning actions of Sister Mary Boobylicious could be so arousing. It all started when she decided to not wear her habit when she cleans. She said she didn't want to soil them. They are to difficult to get the stains out.
She acts as if she doesn't see me watching her do her daily chores but I catch her sheepish grin as she peers over her soft, milky white shoulders.
The way she polishes my zucchetto is a sight to see. As I close my eyes, I imagine how she could tilt my triregnum and check my papal briefs.
For penance, I will do the stations of the cross five thousand times, naked.
Signed Pope Benedict XVI
-- written by KinkyGent
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That totally made mouse giggle!
Hugs,
mouse
Welcome back to writing KG! Your irreverent sense of humor is particularly suited to this prompt.
Ram
Really fun take! Made me laugh.
Happy FFF!
~Soren
When I was younger, you don't know how often I wished for someone to polish my zucchetto. I used to have to take care of it myself. More than once I rubbed my palimpsest raw.
*rolling eyes*
Oh no, not you too.
-H
LOL! Very amusing and clever!
"Sister Mary Boobylicious" - LOVE IT!
This got a laugh out of us! KinkyGent needs to do Flash Fiction Friday every week! Well done!
He..he...fun and amusing. Well done ~
Hi Everyone,
Thank you for your comments. KG has read them all and appreciates the comments. He's glad you enjoyed his writing. (He won't respond on this blog, his choice).
-H
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