Saturday, June 18, 2011

World Penis Size Map

Where can you find the biggest penises? The smallest? Plan your travels according to preference.

Where would you like to visit?

Size unit is centimeters. Once you click on the map you will see a conversion chart as well as a table that can be sorted.


Click on the map to enlarge. :D

  • The Congo and Ecuador have the longest penises.
  • South Korea and Thailand have the shortest.

BTW...I found this on a website called Disinformation.

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Stimulate me...leave a comment.

18 stimulate me:

HEDONE said...

What?! The U.K. average is 5.8 and the U.S. is 5.1? Is this information flawed? :) :D

Jz said...

You find some seriously out-there stuff, my friend.
And that's why I'm here!! :-)

HEDONE said...

*uproarious laughter*

Jz, I am here to educate the masses.

-H

Green Eyed Frenchy said...

I have seen this map before and I was struck by it. Hahaha, I must have gone to the wrong countries..... but going to Ecuador in a couple of years ;)

DauntlessVitality said...

Wow, I'm glad I'm not the US average. I'll stick with my...ummm...above average status, thank you very much. ;)

H said...

I love this. Makes you wonder if this study was funded by a goverment grant.

Now I am on the search to get my own grant to make a female version of this chart.

Where in the world are woman the wettest, squirt and in which countries do they swallow most.

Wanna be my research assistant I think this study should take two year and fly us around the world. I will apply for a million dollar grant right now.

HEDONE said...

@Green Eyed Frenchy: Yea, I wonder why you picked Ecuador. *smirk*

@DauntlessVitality: Woo hoo! Way to represent ;-)

@H: Yes, I'll be your research assistant and work under you.

H, I think I would also like to know: which country has the most orgasms? Which country produces the most semen?

Drenchxoxo said...

Thinking I need a vacation (coughs) to Ecuador.

HEDONE said...

@Drenchxoxo: Why am I not surprised considering your obvious adoration for that uniquely male appendage. :p

-H

Boobies said...

You sure this thing is accurate? LOL.

It appears that I met my husband in The Congo (or somewhere higher up even!)

VERY informative information...I'm going to pass this along to my single friends!

LOVE it!

Carolina said...

Ecuador....MMMMMM! Very Interesting!!! HAHAHAHA!

HEDONE said...

@Boobies: Research shows that all modern humans descended from Africa.

@Carolina: Rumor has it the population of Ecuador has seen a dramatic increase due to immigration ;-)

-H

theprattlingsofseverin said...

Oh i feel less inferior now.

Nice blog too.

sev xx

HEDONE said...

@theprattlingsofseverin: :)
Welcome, and thank you.

-H

Catharine said...

Isn't someone going to offer to do the countries with no data?

Hedone said...

@Catharine: Hmm. I wonder if we can get a research grant and you and I take on the task.

-H

~c said...

No wonder why, I should have went OUTSIDE of the US to get above 5.1 inches. Hell, both X husbands were 4 on hard. To heck with waiting till marriage, I'm trying it on for size!

~c

Hedone said...

Hahaha! "trying it on for size"

-H

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