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Top five sexual things or toys you want to try in 2011 if money were no object?
My top five in no particular order of importance.
(Make sure to click the hyperlinks in green)
In the past I have not enjoyed toys for masturbation but I do have an interest in fucking machines. The thought of being pummeled by a heat seeking pussy missile thrills me!
1. I want to ride a sybian and have that orgasmic experience. Kayar Silkenvoice recorded her Sybian Ride. Listen to her here
2. Robo-fornication fun. While Jada highly recommends this machine, I want to try Jetaime (Je t'aime for I like you in French...*giggle*). See it and read testa-MOAN-ials here. Jetaime is billed as the "top machine for thrusting." It supposedly is very quiet, remote controlled, and can provide up to 120 thrusts per minute. Woo hoo!
There is even a Double Jetaime so you can invite a friend. *big cheesy grin*
I was on a site that sold Professional fucking machines...waaat?! (are there amateur fucking machines?). The names were funny:
Sneaky Pete Pro
Monster Cock (must be a high seller, eh?)
Robo Cock
Bitch Tamer Package
Anaconda Fucking Machine (run!)
...These are strictly for the more demanding enthusiasts *snort*
3. Spankee to Spanker. I want to learn how to give a satisfying erotic spanking, to a female. Any takers? (Miss Pink may I practice on you?)
4. Go to a large pansexual kink event just to watch all the goings on. Something like Camp Crucible or Winter Fire. It'll be like a smorgasbord. I might go into voyeur overdrive and my eyes will explode.
5. Is this the year that my fantasy will come true? "To have a perverted lover grab random objects from around the house and fuck me with them. I want to be violated with each thing one by one. While he's hunting and gathering things..."
I know two gents that are more than willing and most importantly capable of making it happen. It takes creativity to make this an erotic adventure.
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