Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Sexy Odds 'n' Ends

TMI Tuesday April 22, 2014

This week’s TMI Tuesday is an outlet for the quirky you. It’s titled Odd and Ends because it is the leftover ideas/questions/thoughts that couldn’t fit into a theme but I know it’s TMI you want to share :)

1. How addicted are you? You are in a rush, there is no time to make your morning coffee or stop to buy it. However, you can save time and get your "energy high" by brushing your teeth with a caffeine-infused toothbrush. Would you buy and use this product? Why or why not?

ANS: I would not use this product. I don't like artificial type flavors. I would simply forego the coffee and be a cranky bitch all day.

2. You made a sex list of all the things you'd like to do but haven't done. The list was lost and discovered by your boss at work. He/she ask if they can help you tick a few items off the list. What do you say?

ANS: These two items will be ticked off posthaste!

3. Sex around the house. Have you ever been bent over the kitchen counter or bent a lover over the kitchen counter and fucked? What did you like most about it? What did you like least?

ANS: Oh yes I have! Several times by a few different lovers. One of the best encounters was getting finger-fucked to orgasm:

"He turned me around and pushed me a few feet forward into the kitchen island and bent me over it. I started to straighten up so I could stand and he put his hand in the center of my back and pushed me back down and firmly said, "stay down." SirDom lifted my dress and caressed my ass, I melted. Melted into the kitchen island counter as he caressed and admired my ass..."
Read more of It's a nice day for a spanking, and a finger-fuck, and...

I like the immediacy and the rawness of it. So lusty!

4. Sexting...how do you really feel about it?
a. Meh? Not my thing.
b. Can take it or leave it, usually have to be begged to do it
c. I like it, it's like foreplay.
d. Love it! I'm always sending naughty notes and steamy pics.
e. What's your number? I have a daily sexting list, wanna sign up?

ANS: When I was in a D/s relationship I did it because I had to but it isn't my thing.

5. What do you love to sniff? Why?

ANS: Fresh Rosemary and basil, probably fresh rosemary a little more than basil but both are heady and wonderful. Oh and I love to smell my lover's balls. Well, not actually the balls, in between his thighs and balls and under the balls. 

Bonus: What is it? Explain how you would use it.

ANS: A French bread holder so that you can cut even slices. Put the French baguette through the loops, and slice.

(Of course, I know the answer. I created the question)


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Saturday, April 19, 2014

La SeƱorita Es Muy Bonita

 Perfect Pin-up Smile

Angelique Noire

" A woman is like a flower, to make her bloom you must shower her with tenderness and love. ... A woman's fragrance, her smile, and the way she cares for herself when no one is looking will reveal to all who she is and what she will become to her lover. " -- Quintin Gunn

- H

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Thursday, April 17, 2014

Eat A Penis In Public: Sex & Dining

You may find yourself laughing more than eating on a visit to Funny Sex restaurant in Kaohsiung, Taiwan. Got a thing for breasts? Funny Sex will serve your meal in breast-shaped bowls or in the bathroom, you can push on a pair of boobs to dispense soap for washing your hands.

Are penises more to your liking? Eat a penis in public when you order the chocolate pudding because it comes in the shape of a penis. Like 'em big? There is a custom-made, seven feet long (two meters) wooden penis shrine decorating the restaurant.

Don't want to dine alone or want some added companionship? Have a blow up sex doll join you at your table.

Funny Sex promises a unique, adult-only, dining experience.


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Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Pleasure Seekers