Thursday, April 17, 2014

Eat A Penis In Public: Sex & Dining

You may find yourself laughing more than eating on a visit to Funny Sex restaurant in Kaohsiung, Taiwan. Got a thing for breasts? Funny Sex will serve your meal in breast-shaped bowls or in the bathroom, you can push on a pair of boobs to dispense soap for washing your hands.



Are penises more to your liking? Eat a penis in public when you order the chocolate pudding because it comes in the shape of a penis. Like 'em big? There is a custom-made, seven feet long (two meters) wooden penis shrine decorating the restaurant.


Don't want to dine alone or want some added companionship? Have a blow up sex doll join you at your table.


Funny Sex promises a unique, adult-only, dining experience.



-H

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Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Vacation Land

TMI Tuesday - April 15, 2014

In many areas around the world, vacation season is approaching. This week’s TMI Tuesday asks you to tell us about your vacation style. Thank you to Virtual Sin for the questions.
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1) What mode of transportation do you prefer for vacation: a) car, b) bus, c) train, d) cruise ship, e) airplane, f) other?

ANS: I like to travel by car. Flying is not pleasant these days. I've done long-distance travel on a train when I was in college. I liked meeting people but the journey seemed way to long. Cruise ship and bus--NEVER!

2) What baggage strategy do you use when flying: a) carry-on only, b) gate check excess bags, c) check baggage, d) ship bags ahead, e) other?

ANS: I used to check most things with a sky cap but that service doesn't seem to be as prevalent anymore. Therefore, I have the allowed carry-on and check everything else. The costs to have luggage when you fly is getting higher and higher. Now some airlines charge for having a single carry-on piece.

3) What is your accommodation strategy: a) luxury hotel, b) bed and breakfast c) cheap hotel/motel, d) stay with family/friends, e) camping or RV, e) other?

ANS: My first choice is always bed and breakfast accommodations or renting a cabin or house depending on locale. After that it is Marriott properties because they are completely non-smoking.

4) What world-famous places have you visited on vacation? These can be commercial tourist attractions (Disney World), museums (The Louvre), historic places (Gettysburg), natural wonders (Yellowstone, Yosemite), or anything else?

The Grand Tetons. source: floridaphotomatt.com
ANS: My list is hardly complete. I have been lucky enough to travel and enjoy many wonderful vacations but there is still so much I have not seen and want to see.

I have visited countless world reknown National Parks, too many to recount. I will name a few: Denali National Park, Grand Tetons, Yellowstone, Acadia (Cadillac Mountain at sunset), Shenandoah, Skyline Drive & Blue Ridge Parkway, Assateague Island and Chincoteague. Grand Canyon North and South Rim. I have also stayed at a few of the famous National Park lodging facilities: Old Faithful Inn (Yellowstone) and Grand Canyon North Rim cabin (okay it wasn't the lodge but my cabin was way better, just a few feet from the lodge). United States National Mall, Exit Glacier in Alaska. Everglades National Park.

Other places: Jackson Hole, Wyoming. France: Paris and THE Notre Dame Cathedral, Normandy (D-day beaches, Normandy beach museum and the American War Memorial), Bayeus Tapestry, Eiffel Tower, Montmartre and the funicular, Sacre Couer, Palace of Fontainebleu, Versailles, Le Louvre, The Château de Pierrefonds, Château de Vaux le Vicomte, countless fortresses and ruins in Northern France and the various Notre Dame cathedrals. San Francisco: Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz, Castro District, Fisherman's Wharf, Alamo Square Victorian Homes and that iconic view. Washington DC area: Smithsonian museums, Washington monument, Lincoln Memorial, Cherry Blossoms in bloom, Mt. Vernon, Gettysburg, Luray Caverns, Arlington Cemetery, and more. Colonial Williamsburg, Virginia. Ireland: Aran Islands, Cliffs of Moher, Ring of Kerry, The Burren, Galway Bay (and surrounding area), Kylemore Abbey, Connemara National Park, Dingle Peninsula, Kilkenny Castle. Caribbean sea (scuba, snorkle vacation) and small Bahama Islands. Key West, Florida including Ernest Hemingway House and the Southern Most point of U.S. buoy. Niagra Falls, West Point Academy; Montreal and Old Quebec City, Canada. Louisiana: French Quarter and Garden District. Mystic (Mystic Pizza parlor), Connecticut. Broadway, New York City, New York. Florida: Kennedy Space Center (saw an actual launch), St. Augustine and Miami Beach, Disney World, Epcot Center, Seaworld. Charleston, Myrtle Beach, and Cypress Gardens all in South Carolina. Traveled Pacific Coast Highway, in California. Chicago all over and The Museum of Science & Industry, and shopping on the Magnificent Mile, John Handcock Bldg., Sears Tower, Navy Pier, Grant Park, Wrigley Field. Biltmore Estate, North Carolina. Frank Lloyd Wright homes in several states but also the famous Fallingwater House, Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania: Philadelphia including Independence Hall, Liberty Bell, Betsy Ross House, Ben Franklin House, Philadelphia Museum of Art (movie Rocky stair scene), LOVE sculpture, Franklin Institute; Valley Forge, Longwood Gardens. Virginia: Monticello, Jamestowne. North Carolina: Wright Brothers National Memorial, Kill Devil Hills and Wright Brothers Museum, Kitty Hawk. Universities: Princeton, Yale.

Alamo Square neighborhood, San Francisco, California, USA

5) Where do you really, really want to go someday?

ANS: New Zealand is still tops on this. Denali, Alaska (Mt. Denali and Camp Denali) was at the top but I did that a few years ago and it was a magically, thrilling dream come true.

6) What you would you like to go back to see again?

ANS: Mt. Denali and all that amazing wilderness.

Bonus: Have you ever had sex with someone you just met while on vacation? Tell us about it.

ANS: It happened once in college, while vacationing in Florida. I need to think on this to recall if it happened other times. Do work trips such as conferences, training, etc., count?

Between my freshman and sophmore year in college, I visited the home of my BFF from freshman year. While visiting her in Florida, I met her friends. One night I ended up having awful sex with the boyfriend of one of my BFF's hometown friends.

Bonus, Bonus: While vacationing, have you ever had sex in a moving car, bus, train, or airplane?

ANS: No.

- H

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Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Sex and Art Collide

TMI Tuesday - April 8, 2014


For TMI Tuesday this week we delve into the creative collaboration when sex meets art with The Art of Sex.


1. Would you take or have you taken a sexually themed vacation getaway (i.e., Hedonism, Club Fantasy Island, Cap d’Agde)? Why or why not?

ANS: I have not take such a vacation but I would not mind. Heelsnstocking has shared some amazing stories about her visits to Cap d'Agde.

2. You have won an erotic fantasy weekend getaway package custom fit to your needs. Describe the fantasy you desire.

ANS: I desire to have beautiful women waiting on me so that I do not have to lift a finger to do anything--make tea, change linens, open windows, whatever. I desire a sexy and intelligent man to share my bed every night so that we may enjoy wild, passionate, and kinky sex. I desire to wake up alone in the morning, then do my yoga and enter the day in calmness. Then I would call on the sexy and intelligent man to enjoy the day's activities with me including eating healthy, nutritious, and delicious meals prepared by a top-notch cook. And the cycle begins again...

3. An artist has decided that you are his/her inspiration. They want to capture the essence of your sexiness in a sculpture. What would that sculpture look like? Describe it for us or post a photo of an existing sculpture that you believe closely captures the essence of your sexiness.

ANS: For years, the beautiful bronze you see below has represented my online presence. It also represents my submissive sexual nature.


4. You are being paid 500,000 USD to pose as a live nude model mimicking one of sculptures in the photo below. Which sculpture will you recreate live? Why?


ANSSculpture #1. Number 2 looks like fun but the blood would quickly rush to my head.

5. Which book title fits your current thoughts of love, sex or romance?
a. No More Silly Love Songs
ANS: b. The Joy of the Quickie
c. Dr. Seth’s Love Prescription
d. Why Do Fools Fall In Love

Bonus: Which one is you? See the sculpture below. Tell us which position you would like to occupy and write a caption.


ANS: I am the girl at the top of this love sex triangle. I love to have my pussy eaten properly.

Caption: "You suck at this...and that is a good thing."


-H


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